Missing: kind, faithful tortoise lost in the Geneva area last week. She is small, green and has distinctive markings: dirt, slobber, a burn, two bandaids, and the smell of being in a young girl's hand for most of three years. She was last seen around the Swiss Immigration office and while we won't mention names, she was last in the care of the blond member of our family whose last name rhymes with maize.
If you see her, please contact us immediately. We figure she might just be taking an extra long bus ride and hope for her quick return.

Extra long bus ride and a trip to the spa?
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